"The Strongest Correlation" Tee

Introducing "The Strongest Correlation" Tee – for those who know the science behind a good time. This shirt is for anyone who’s ever noticed that the more they drink, the better their "driving skills" seem to get. At least, that’s the theory....

On the front, you’ll find a small graph plotting the undeniable truth: a strong upward correlation between “my driving skills” and “my blood alcohol level.” It’s a tongue-in-cheek way to show that sometimes, the best skills come out when you’ve had just the right amount of trail sodas...once again in theory.

Whether you’re out at the bar, tailgating, or just enjoying a couple brewskis by the campfire while camping/overlanding, this tee is guaranteed to get a laugh. Perfect for those who know their way around a drink – and aren’t afraid to prove it with a little humor. Grab yours today and show everyone that you’ve mastered the art of good times, one drink at a time.

Disclaimer: While this sticker might seem like it’s promoting one of the most dangerous and reckless habits - drunk driving. We want to be very clear that we do not promote or condone drunk driving in any way. Any messages or humor regarding this topic are not intended to trivialize or make light of the serious consequences and risks associated with this behavior. We encourage our customers to always make responsible choices when it comes to drinking and driving and prioritize the safety of others on the road.

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