"Small Fleet of Shitboxes" Tee

Introducing the "Small Fleet of Shitboxes" Tee – because sometimes, God’s plan involves a lot more project cars than you ever intended. This shirt is for the guys who can’t resist a good deal on Marketplace, even if it means their driveway (and front lawn) starts to look more like a local junkyard than a car collection.

With the bold statement, “I really just want one vehicle but if God wants me to have 3, then 27 it is,” this tee speaks to every off-roader, car enthusiast, and Facebook Marketplace addict who simply can’t walk away from a good project, no matter how much space it takes up. It’s a testament to that unspoken rule – one rig is never enough, and soon you’ve got a fleet of shitboxes that will (eventually) run... maybe.

Perfect for those who embrace their hobby (and the madness) with open arms, this tee lets everyone know you’re living the project car life. Grab yours today and show the world that when a good deal comes along, you’ll take all the shitboxes you can get. 

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