"Resale Value? LOL" Hoodie

For the proud shitbox owner who’s got nothing to prove, the "Resale Value? LOL" Hoodie is here to make a statement. With “My cars resale value is actually negative” boldly printed on the front, it’s a nod to every dent, scratch, and questionable DIY mod that gives your rig its undeniable charm.

This hoodie celebrates the off-road warriors and daily drivers that may never see a showroom but dominate trails, parking lots, and everything in between. It’s a badge of honor for the vehicle that’s not just driven—it’s lived.

Wear it with pride. Because while your rig might be held together with zip ties and good intentions, its resale value might be in the gutter, but the memories? Priceless. Grab yours now and rep your rolling masterpiece.

Attention Off-Road Enthusiasts!

Please note that all of our apparel is made to order, which means each garment is crafted with care specifically for you.

Due to the personalized nature of our production process, shipping times may vary. Rest assured, we are committed to delivering a high-quality product that meets your expectations.

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