"Village Idiot" Vinyl Decal

Some people earn respect—others earn a starring role on the local Facebook or Reddit page. If you’re the kind of degenerate who’s been called a menace to society for ripping around town, wheeling where you probably shouldn’t, or generally being a little too rowdy, then the Village Idiot decal is just for you.

Unlike those “Locally Hated” decals every clapped-out Civic and Cateye Silverado is rocking, this one actually means something. It’s not about trying too hard—it’s about earning the title through sheer stupidity, questionable decisions, and just enough luck to avoid serious consequences.

Available in various sizes and colors, this decal lets the world know exactly who they’re dealing with. Stick it on your beater, your wheeler, or whatever’s currently barely running, and wear your title with pride.